(Source: kingofwank)
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
cannibalism
I think you mean cananabananailism
what the hell is wrong with you people
You must be new here
you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
(Source: jellyworld)
if u pronounce gif like jif i will fight u to the death
THIS FUCKING PERSON IS GOLDEN
ALL OF THE AWARDS.
(Source: feurety)
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
^
^ omg
^^ O M F G
^^ TRUTH AT ITS BEST
(Source: needlebugz)
(Source: suburbanturbannn)
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented
